Tactics & terrace culture
Worn by legends of the five-a-side
Tees for people who take the game far too seriously and themselves not seriously at all. Printed to order. Built to be recognised on the pitch.
The starting eleven
Pick your shirt
New
They Watched, You Played Tee
New
The League Isn't Over Tee
New
Fans For A Month, Players For Life Tee
New
Sunday League Legend Tee
New
Nobody Wanted To Go In Goal Tee
New
Rest Defence Tee
New
Box To Box (Once) Tee
New
Hugs The Touchline Tee
New
Offside Again Tee
New
I Peaked At Five-A-Side Tee
New
Thinks He's Messi Tee
New
If In Doubt, Kick It Out Tee
Made to order
Nothing sits in a warehouse. Printed fresh when you buy.
Ships worldwide
Tracked delivery from our print partners to your door.
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Premium DTG print
Soft Bella+Canvas cotton. Prints that survive the wash.
The team talk
You peaked at five-a-side. Wear it with pride.
No club badges. No player names. Just the in-jokes, the tactics only you notice, and the quiet glory of a Tuesday-night league nobody's heard of. This is kit for the game as most of us actually play it - badly, and with our whole hearts.
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Every position covered
Shop by position
Kitting out the whole team?
Pick a shirt for every position, then use a squad code at checkout. Mix and match across the collections - the bigger the squad, the bigger the saving.
SQUAD5ANY 5 · 15% OFF
SQUAD7ANY 7 · 20% OFF